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Let’s apply a little common sense here: if you just used your measuring cup for water, it’s clean. There’s no soap required. There’s no scrubbing necessary. You’re not going to poison your cabinet. You filled it with water, poured it out, and maybe—maybe—a stray molecule lingered. Big deal. That’s not dirt. That’s hydration. Water is…

Let’s get something straight: Comic Sans is not the villain. It never was. It’s just a font—an honest, bubbly, non-threatening font—and somehow, over the past two decades, it became the internet’s favorite punching bag. But if you look past the snark, the memes, and the design elitism, you’ll find that Comic Sans is actually wildly…

Let’s end this ridiculous debate once and for all: Die Hard is a Christmas movie. Not a “sort of” Christmas movie. Not a “Christmas-adjacent” movie. A full-throated, holly-jolly, candy-cane-drenched Christmas movie. And the fact that some people still insist it’s not is the cinematic equivalent of claiming Santa doesn’t exist because you’ve never seen him…

Let’s get one thing straight: a taco is not a sandwich. It never has been, and it never will be. This isn’t just a matter of semantics or culture—it’s structural, historical, and frankly, a matter of culinary dignity. Trying to lump tacos into the sandwich category is like saying a hammock is just a sideways…

Let’s cut through the sauce: boneless wings are not wings. They are chicken nuggets in disguise, dressed up with buffalo bravado, parading as something they’re not. It’s time we stop letting this culinary cosplay go unchallenged. Boneless wings are just nuggets trying to sneak into the grown-up table with a hot sauce mustache. First, let’s…

Let’s get straight to the point: cereal is soup. There, I said it. If your immediate reaction is to scoff or recoil in horror, that’s okay. Denial is the first stage. But once you calm down and examine the cold, crunchy facts, the truth becomes inescapable. Cereal, in its milky glory, fits squarely into the…